The Oracle's uncle always tells the best jokes. I really liked the one he shared today.
Q. Why do mermaids wear seashells?
A. Because the B shells are too small and the D shells are too big.
My kids (like most others, I suspect) are off from school today. I'm going to need all the humor I can get.
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