I'm a WHAT!!??

My friend, The Question Mark, shared this with me today. Judging by this thing's accuracy, I meet my title only in the biological sense.

You Are a Colon

You are very orderly and fact driven (not!). You aren't concerned much with theories or dreams... only what's true or untrue. (And this is untrue. I like facts, but without dreams you might as well be dead.) You are brilliant and incredibly learned. Anything you know is well researched. (Sure, if Stephen King's writings would classify as reference materials.) You like to make lists (and misplace them) and sort through things step by step (only to find the missing list). You aren't subject to whim or emotions. (The Oracle would disagree.) Your friends see you as a constant source of knowledge and advice. (Whether they want it is another matter.) (But they are a little sick of you being right all of the time!) (Um... right? left? wrong? Huh?) You excel in: Leadership positions (!!!!ROFLMAO!!!!) You get along best with: The Semi-Colon

What Punctuation Mark Are You?